"TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
08/06/2015 at 17:30 • Filed to: BROCHURES, FORD, LTD | 3
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One such choice: Would you rather have a sweet color matching boat, or a car full of kids?
(Pick the boat)
Two or four doors? Two tone paint? Landau top? The LTD has A World Of Better Ideas!
(And a creepy chrome globe- glowing mind-control orbs are optional )
Take your date off-road to stand awkwardly under a tree, or just park in the middle of the road.
Wear a sport coat or don a chic turtleneck, but make sure each matches your opulent beige paint!
Buy or lease a Ford LTD from your Ford dealer- a great choice either way!
Tohru
> TylerLinner
08/06/2015 at 17:56 |
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I’d take the boat.
Als, if I could go down to the Ford dealer and pick up a new 1980s Ford LTD, I would.
HammerheadFistpunch
> TylerLinner
08/06/2015 at 18:04 |
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now look, are you going to quite it with the wet willies or do we have to turn around and go home.
TylerLinner
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/06/2015 at 18:07 |
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Haha, “Yurr not my mom!”
HammerheadFistpunch
> TylerLinner
08/06/2015 at 18:09 |
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> TylerLinner
08/06/2015 at 18:21 |
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TROPHY LTD